Asking Anna on a date

Anna is IKEA’s online virtual shopping assistant. I tried asking her out on a date; here is our conversation:

Me: hi would you go out on a date with me?
Anna: I’m not real. I’m an Online Assistant designed to help you with your queries about IKEA, so I can’t go out. But thanks…

Me: C’mon! do you like chocolate, I want to bring you some chocolate.
Anna: The best thing to do is to get something to eat. In every IKEA store you can get a delicious snack in our restaurant.

Me: Was that a yes?
Anna: You’re trying to ask me a question, but I need more than that to give you a proper answer. Please try again.

Me: ahhhh …. women
Anna: Well, if it’s no, its no. I am still here to answer your questions.

She is so realistic in many ways!