Pigging out on Dove chocolates

These Dove chocolates are so addictive. My Girlfriend - ( Swing Candy Vintage Fashion Store ) has gotten a whole a bunch of them and luckily she doesn’t like dark chocolate, which means I get to have them all … (creepy voice … ALLL !!!! ). The chocolate wrappings come with little bits of useless words of wisdom just like fortune cookies. They are useless because I am a guy, and the Dove chocolate suggest me that I should be myself, read a paperback novel, and push up bras aren’t considered faking. I don’t even try adding “in the bed” in front of those sentences the same way that we do with the fortune cookies!

But the chocolate is so addictive, I actually took one to a client meeting yesterday and pretended that everything was just alright! Perhaps because no-one in the boardroom could have guessed what was written inside those chocolate wrappings!